OPIE: Hi! Hi! Wook how big I’m getting!!! Check out dem weights since I came, I almost a whole pound now, yep..any minute!!! Pwetty sure yous gotta let me stay up late and pway once I hit 14.4oz…pwetty sure it’s dat law or sumpin. It’s in dem rules!!! I just gonna have a whittle bottle and I’ll be weady to pway all night long annnnnd….Zzzzzzz Zzzzzzz 

